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[nola_laurielaurence]

I'm in the market for a new best friend because I had to block the old one. It's an extremely sad story, but I'm moving on as well as I can.

But please leave your best friend qualifications here in case you're interested. I can provide references (of the self-referential variety—remember, I had to block the old one).

Comments

[nola_deadpool]

Can't apply without knowing why the last guy was fired!!

[nola_laurielaurence]

He knows what he did.

[nola_deadpool]

But I don’t!

[nola_laurielaurence]

To disclose would break the terms of the former friendship agreement.

[nola_deadpool]

I just don’t know what I’d be getting into as your new best friend. What if you turn on me too?

[nola_laurielaurence]

I'm as gentle as a lamb!

[nola_deadpool]

What’s your friend policy on sexual favors?

[nola_laurielaurence]

Unfortunately that is only open to best friends of the female variety.

[nola_deadpool]

I withdraw my application but wish you well on your search!!!

[nola_laurielaurence]

I understand.

[nola_deadpool]

What’s your criteria? I could join the hiring committee

[nola_laurielaurence]

1. Sense of humor
2. Open communication
3. Laughing at my great jokes
4. Emotional support
5. Miscellaneous

[nola_deadpool]

No one has all 5 of those things

[nola_laurielaurence]

Someone might!

[nola_deadpool]

I only have number 5!

[nola_laurielaurence]

We would never have suited.

[nola_deadpool]

I miss us, or the us that might have been

[nola_laurielaurence]

In another life.

[nola_deadpool]

Do you want me to destroy your ex-friend?

[nola_laurielaurence]

Thank you, but no. I want him to suffer my absence.

[nola_deadpool]

I understand! It makes the heart grow fonder

[nola_joshlyman]

Oh come on

[nola_laurielaurence]

Blocked.

[nola_joshlyman]

Amar!

[nola_laurielaurence]

Diego! Blocked!